Spyro's Reaction to the Nintendo Switch

 “It's here! It's a good day to have thumbs, so Crash doesn't have to play for me.”
 ”It's beautiful! Now I can play the best games on the go.”
 ”What...IS this thing?”
 ”You've never seen a console before?”
 ”Console? That's what this thing is called?”
 ”It's obvious you never grew up with these. Let's see what you think when we show you how they work.”

One show and tell later...

 ”I really don't get the point of these things.”
 ”To entertain! How dense are you?”
 “Hey! I did pretty well without them.”
 “Alright! What do you do for fun?”
 ”Let's see. Before I learned about my heritage I would play hide and seek, or tag with Sparx. After I met Ignitus my free time was used for training.”
 ”You went outdoors to play? And you train in your free time? I don't know how you do it.”